* This post may have the odd atrocious swear word but then sometimes things are best said with more expressive words don’t you agree? I’ve haven’t been blogging due to a slight case of chaos, road trips and organising for the impending move, finding a house and looking for schools for the kids. Through it [...]
Archive for the ‘Moments of Insanity’ Category
19 Mar
My name is CHIPS helloooooo!
Belle, sweet full of I own the world Belle… “Belle what cereal would you like for breakfast?” I ask while humming Don’t worry be happy (upon request) “My name is Chips and I want Chips for breakfast” responded Belle in this exacerbated little voice “Belle you can’t have chips for breakfast it’s either Frosties, Rice [...]
13 Mar
The Pro’s and Con’s of being Easter Bunny
Look folks I know it seems like an easy job but being an Easter Bunny definitely has its Provita’s and its Con’s. Hard hard work slaving away looking for the perfect egg to match each child, hallow or filled with goodies, shiny or non shinesco, its rough times. Then on top of all of that [...]
11 Mar
The exploding cup and Me…
You know I’ve seen it done in the movies, it looks wicked cool and no doubt done with stunt doubles or better yet true CGI but in real life let me just tell you… it aint that pretty. Merrily away I put my cold cup of coffee into the micro to give it some waves, [...]
9 Mar
Interview with Joy Erickson
I was interviewed by Joy as part of this funky Meme that is not a meme. Here are my answers to her five questions (I was really scared honest)! 1. You have lived in a lot of places. Which has been your favorite and why? England is great although the culture is so regimented and [...]
9 Mar
I honestly don’t know how you all do it…
Seriously now, 20 kids let loose on an animal farm I found myself with the urge to attach dog leads on each and everyone of them at the rate they ran wild and free. I should’ve. Within 10 minutes Belle decided to go independent AWOL on us. No jokes. We found her after another 10 [...]
6 Mar
Houston we have a partay
… and um some news? Well its slightly new just kept zipped lips because its confusing the hell out of me and nothing is set until we figure out this immigration law period. Every second it changes as we learn new information but Jude and I have decided to get married. There its out now [...]
4 Mar
Crunchy the worm
A couple of weeks ago the kids and I were at the bus stop on the way into town when Belle spotted a big fat earthworm. It’s wiggles and woggles fascinated her, she hunched down and inspected it for boo boo’s, petted it and said talked to it… “Good wormy, you’re a good worm” Littlefoot [...]
2 Mar
*zips mouth shut for it can’t be trusted*
I am surprisingly in a good mood considering this morning Jude and I had a meeting in the school Principles office with another kids mother (long story). The mother of the kid who has allegedly been hurting Belle. As I mentioned last week the incident that took place was very ugly and messy. This morning [...]
26 Feb
A Daddy Day Care moment or three
Have you ever seen the movie Daddy Day Care with Eddie Murphy? Watch the below trailer before reading on… it will put it all into perspective… honest So last Friday, the nightmare day when Cruella walked through the door… well see I kept myself busy with something that I probably shouldn’t have done. I filled [...]
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