It’s late and I haven’t slept in days, not slept through in weeks so although my speech is slurred it is not from too much sedative, well not yet. I have taken to sitting outside in the quietness of the evening and just being still, listening and feeling, thinking and processing life as it spins [...]
Archive for the ‘The Sample Humans’ Category
27 Mar
Pooky the Bear and the showdown
Pooky the class bear is a very special little bear, he travels heavy with his toys, sleeping bag, toothebrush, hairbrush and clothes only going home for one night with the Star Pupil of the day. Each time a Star Pupil takes him home for the night they have to play with him, feed him, make [...]
26 Mar
7 sleeps and counting
But first I have to take a deep breath, I thought weeks gone past were hell but this week has been on par for different reasons. There was a major tire bursting blow out between Littlefoot and Jude… it involved broken chandeliers (by Littlefoot while we were eating), Littlefoot hitting a car with a stick, [...]
19 Mar
My name is CHIPS helloooooo!
Belle, sweet full of I own the world Belle… “Belle what cereal would you like for breakfast?” I ask while humming Don’t worry be happy (upon request) “My name is Chips and I want Chips for breakfast” responded Belle in this exacerbated little voice “Belle you can’t have chips for breakfast it’s either Frosties, Rice [...]
17 Mar
I know where I’m going… at last
There is something to be said about knowing which direction you’re moving in, when you don’t is a whole other story and kind of feels like a little pin head spinning on mad-cycle in the washing machine. Where I am going to be in 5 months time is New Jersey, South New Jersey, near both [...]
16 Mar
*sigh* Thank you Monday for visiting me… at last!
So much on my to do list, so much insanity not on it but appearing, sneaking around corners… barstewards. It was one of the roughest weekends and I am so grateful it is Monday… yeah I never thought I’d ever say that either but I am eternally grateful! This is a really boring post but [...]
13 Mar
The Pro’s and Con’s of being Easter Bunny
Look folks I know it seems like an easy job but being an Easter Bunny definitely has its Provita’s and its Con’s. Hard hard work slaving away looking for the perfect egg to match each child, hallow or filled with goodies, shiny or non shinesco, its rough times. Then on top of all of that [...]
9 Mar
I honestly don’t know how you all do it…
Seriously now, 20 kids let loose on an animal farm I found myself with the urge to attach dog leads on each and everyone of them at the rate they ran wild and free. I should’ve. Within 10 minutes Belle decided to go independent AWOL on us. No jokes. We found her after another 10 [...]
6 Mar
Houston we have a partay
… and um some news? Well its slightly new just kept zipped lips because its confusing the hell out of me and nothing is set until we figure out this immigration law period. Every second it changes as we learn new information but Jude and I have decided to get married. There its out now [...]
4 Mar
Crunchy the worm
A couple of weeks ago the kids and I were at the bus stop on the way into town when Belle spotted a big fat earthworm. It’s wiggles and woggles fascinated her, she hunched down and inspected it for boo boo’s, petted it and said talked to it… “Good wormy, you’re a good worm” Littlefoot [...]



Recent Comments